kethrai's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Faire and Foul, Part 2 Ah, well, a few more details have surfaced. The Poor Suffering Bastard’s parents are quite charming—no surprise, because except for his horrible judgement, PSB is a rather nice young man. PSB's Da was a lovely Spanish gentleman, who told us that he'd so looked forward to meeting us, because he'd heard so much about us. "Yes," I said, "I'm the bizarre daughter in law".... His mum was a sweetie with a lovely accent, who was obviously frazzled and obviously adored her son (which begs the question...why was she letting him go through with this, again?) You gotta wonder. By the time I reached the reception, I'd been operating on one muffin and one candy bar all day...I ate my way through the hors deovres (how the hell do you spell that, anyway?) like a linebacker. Undoubtedly a whole new set of rumors that I'm pregnant have surfaced. No, folks, just hungry.... The bride was apparently frighteningly calm all day. No bride-glow, no temper, no nothing. Rumor has it she was tranked for the occasion...I only wish I'd been the one to put the dart in her ass. While dancing with the Nice Nutty Aunt, she asked me "So, are you the boy or the girl?" meaning, would I lead or she (I did, natch.) But again, I thought...neither. I'm just Kethrai. Pictures were a nightmare from hell. I'd find some reasonable person to chat with and be dragged off for pictures. And then I'd stand around for a bit while they got folks situated, and then they all would look surprised and say "Oh, but Kethrai, this one's a picture of family only...." Ahem, so why did you drag me away from my beer again? Thanks, dude. PSB, when asking the Darling Husband his permission to ask the Shiny Princess Bitch to marry him, (too many prepositions there, but you know what I mean) said "I see how happy you and Kethrai are together, and I want a piece of that." Poor boy. Poor, poor boy. 10:11 p.m. - 2002-08-13 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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